So, let’s try to get this year off to a better start... Not paperhammer, but here’s a money-saving
tip—one we’ve probably all tried at one point or another.
One of the wonderful-yet-frustrating things about GW sets
these days is options. So many of these
kits are just packed with options. Phenomenal-looking
options (even if some of them are a bit silly).
And we end up with lots of leftovers.
I had some extra neophyte weapons for my genestealer cult,
and I wanted to use them all up. My lovely lady had gotten me the Armored Claw
for Christmas, so I figured I could put them on the Cadian bodies. Extra weapons, plus the change of arms and
shoulders helps to move them a bit further away from Guardsmen and closer to
However... the Cadian torsos have really narrow shoulders. I tried a few
different ways of putting the weapon-arms on them, but no matter how I angled
it I ended up with a sizeable gap. Then
I tried a couple of spare Catachan torsos I had—not much better. They were wider, but that gap was still
You can spot potential genestealer cultists by shoulder
width. It’s a fact. Who know?
I played with a few different ideas of bulking out shoulders
with plasticard and putty, but then I had a thought that tied back to one of my
(very few) posts from last year. Maybe I had some older figures I could
repurpose with a bit of cutting and scraping...
Meet some of my old, scratchbuilt genestealer cultists. They’re built from the original
plastic guardsmen, circa 1994 (I think).
I found a couple of them floating in the bitz bin way back when and used
them to bulk out my (at the time) all-metal Genestealer Cult army. Which, believe it or not, also came from the
A few quick slices and those old cultists had all new arms on them. Heads were
a bit trickier—I needed to make some neck sockets. I used the thinnest drill
bit I had for my pin vise, found the center, and gave myself a pilot hole
(maybe just 1/8” deep) on each model.
Then I swapped out bits to my largest, which gave me a nice, centered
Helpful Hint—when you need to center something like this, take
your time. Check and double-check. Heads are always going to be a focus point
for a model. We all know how bodies go
together, so even on this scale we’ll pick up on things that don’t line up.
After that, it was just gluing heads on and... done. Some heavy weapons guys who will blend in
nicely with the rest of the cult. And
all it cost me was some older models I wasn’t going to use anymore.
You may notice (like I mentioned above) that the new limbs are slightly out of
proportion on the older body. The arms,
notably, are a bit long. There’s a few
ways to adjust for this, but I’m not going to worry about it much in
this particular case. Genestealer
cultists have a lot of distorted body parts, so these won’t stand out much.
Next time—swear to Tzeentch—I’m going to finish up that Destroyer.
Wow. So here we are, at the end of the year, and this has
been the worst year ever for this little geeky blog. A mere nine posts. Counting this one.
Granted, there’s a couple of reasons for that. I’ve been working on a new book, a big one, and
it’s been a monster in many senses. I
did a bunch of signings and cons. Plus,
like far too many folks this year, I had some friends and family die on me, and
it left me in a mood to... well, I drank a lot this year.
When all that’s going on, forcing myself to work on a project just so I can put
up a new post isn’t any fun. And that‘s
what this blog—hell, this whole hobby—is supposed to be about. Having fun.
If I’m not having fun... why am I here, right?
This isn’t to say I didn’t do anything 40K related this
year. Through the miracle of eBay I managed to buildup a fair-sized Genestealer
Cult that I’m pretty sure Marcus the Blackhearted is looking forward to
crushing under the Imperium’s heel, and also some dirt-cheap Knights that
became a fallen household to deal with his followers of the False Emperor.
Plus my lady and I have been playing Age of Sigmar on a
fairly regular basis, which eats up a night or two. She’s been trying out her Skaven against my
Ogres (or is it Ogors now...?), the Empire, and my very zombie-heavy Vampire Counts army. All with a
disgusting level of success. We’re
hoping to do a battle report for the Atomic Warlords page sometime in the near
But Paperhammer... I hate to admit, but it kind of fell to the side. Because, like I said, it kept feeling like an
obligation. And I didn’t want to spend
my scarce free time on an obligation if I didn’t have to.
Yeah, that’s a contradiction. Deal with it. You know what I mean.
So—if you’re still interested—I still want to keep this page
going. I really love the sheer creativity of Paperhammer. Plus, let’s face it, even with the better
direction GW has been taking these past few months, a lot of folks still can’t
afford this hobby. And if I can help them into it with some white glue and cereal boxes, I want to do it. Because
the more of us there are, the better.
Anyway, I’m hoping to make things work a bit better in the year to come. I need
to finish the Destroyer. There’s a few
Age of Sigmar scenery bits I want to work on.
And I still keep looking at some of those huge templates for Warhounds
and Warlords. I mean, you’ve seen what Chaos is up against on the Atomic
Warlords’ tables, right? We’ve got a fallen Knight
household, but we seriously need a titan or two.
And if there’s something you want to see a cheap, Paperhammer version of... please
let me know.