Okay, thanks for your patience. Now it's time to make some dakka.
As I’ve mentioned before, I’m approaching this
project in a very Orky way. There aren’t
any templates and I may eyeball a lot of things when it comes to
measurements. But I’m trying to throw
enough out there to make this a repeatable project. As you’ll see...
I started simple with the gutbuster kannon. I wanted it to be big, but not so huge that
it became comical. Also, after a certain
size there starts be odd scale issues
with thickness. If I have a weapon with
a ten inch bore, you don’t expect the barrel itself to be 1/32” thick.

Then I started overlapping them and gluing them
together. The first two went together
pretty well (there was a small gap, but that’ll just be the bottom of the
barrel, invisible to everyone except that poor Guardsman who’s about to be
crushed). Then I trimmed about 1/8” off
the next one, added some glue, and nestled it inside the barrel (trying hard to
keep the front edge flush). Then I added
another, and another, shifting them a bit each time so the seams didn’t all
overlap.
Helpful Hint—as a rough rule of thumb, I found
cutting off about 1/8” more off each barrel made them fit inside each other
really well. 1/8” off the first, 1/4”
off the second, 3/8” off the third and so on.


I let all that dry and moved on to the twin deffkannons. Or
dethkannons. Due to the flexibility of Ork language (and GW editors and
editions) there was some debate among the Warlords about what weapons
were what. The final decision was that
deffkannons and dethakannons were the same thing pronounced with Deathskull/
Goff accents, respectively.
Anyway...
My deffkannons are based off the Imperial Knight’s battle cannon. I just made them a bit
longer. Following the same basic setup
as the Megakannon, the core piece was 1 5/8” by 5” with a tab on the long edge.
The outer detail pieces were 1 3/4”
wide, the inner one was 1 1/2” wide. I
glued those together and let them both
dry.

As I was finishing up the deffkannons, though, I became
aware of an issue with both of these weapons.
It’s the same scale problem that surfaces all the time in Warhammer
40K—how do we reconcile this with this? A heavy bolter is
something a Space Marine scout lugs into battle, but it’s also this massive,
blocky thing on the side of a Predator.
And they have the same stat line either way.
On a Stompa, a deffkannon looks a little twiggy, but it
works. On a gargant, though—even doubled
up—it just looks scrawny. And that’s
considering I made it a little bigger and longer. Even the gutbuster kannon, the largest gun
barrel I’ve ever put on a model, kind of gets lost against the sheer bulk of
the gargant.
It took me a little bit to figure out how to get past this. And to do it in a suitably Orky way. Then, when I realized how to do it, I felt
kind of silly for not noticing it before.
Take another look at the Stompa. As I
said, the deffkannon looks kind of small, but it works. And the reason it works is because it isn’t
alone. There’s the deffkannon and a
mega-gatler, and a bunch of rokkits. In
true Orky fashion, there’s just more and more stuff added on top of the
deffkannon until it looks big.
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